Monday, August 22, 2005

Drunk Sluts in Short Skirts

OK, that wasn't very fair. I don't actually have any evidence regarding the promiscuity of these girls but the title sounds good and they certainly fit the M.O. What am I talking about?

Last night I went to Wolf Trap to see Huey Lewis & The News. We had a good time hanging out on the lawn, listening to the radio/video hits of our youth, and observing the rest of the scene at the show. One of the great things about Wolf Trap is that you can bring a ridiculous amount of booze into the park. Now while I abstained last night, due to two prior nights of binge-drinking, everybody around me proceeded to get shit-faced. Good times.

The most impressive exhibit at the show was the group of twentysomething SoHo-ish chicks directly in front of us slamming 40 oz. bottles of Hurricane. No that is not a typo, they were drinking 40's. And that was at 6:30pm right as the park first let people in. They all had the same uniform of short skirts, tight tank tops, and expensive flip-flops and were definitely there for a good time.

It turns out that the 40's were just an appetizer. Most of them took 'em down in about a half hour and Jamie claims that she saw one of them kill hers in about 15 minutes. Impressive, but meerely a warm up. They immediately tore into shots and then shotgunned beers with a group of shirtless chachies strategically seated next to them. I swore up and down that there was no way these chicks were going to make it through the night but goddamn was I wrong. They drank and danced through the entire show and I didn't see one puke or fall over the entire time. I guess they did learn something in college.

Huey Lewis & The News - 3 stars (out of 5)
Drunk Sluts in Short Skirts - 3.5 stars


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