Friday, June 01, 2007

Life Lessons

Following my experiences at Wolf Trap last night, please allow me to share a list of what I have learned from Huey Lewis:

1. Back To The Future is one of the fucking greatest movies of all time -- which therefore implies that Robert Zemeckis may be an idiot savant.

2. I am vindicated, so put your 20-sided dice in the air and wave 'em round like you just don't care. Why? Because it is in fact, hip to be square.

3. I very much enjoy watching young girls get drunk and dance.

4. White people cannot dance (except for Gene Kelly and maybe Donnie Wahlberg).

5. Sports still holds up.

6. I will someday be in a band called The Pinheads.

7. People who disagree with item #1 have no soul.

8. Indie rock kids who cannot appreciate the skill of a polished studio musician have no class.

9. I do not care what anyone says, a DeLorean would have been an AWESOME stage prop.

10. "Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."

On a wildly divergent yet ultimately related topic, I am so glad to have partaken in bachelor party festivities that did not involve any strippers. Perhaps I am maturing (getting old) but I no longer have any interest in the last link of the sex industry food chain -- 1. Prostitution, 2. Cable Porn, 3. Internet Porn, 4. Stripping. Call me prude but I think my dollar bills are far better spent on beer and internet jukeboxes.


At 6/01/2007 2:48 PM, Blogger Carrie M said...

back to the future is one of my all time favorite movies, which makes 'power of love' one of my favorite songs. and just yesterday, i was batting around a post titles and i really want to call something '1.21 gigawatts...what the hell is a gigawatt?' or 'is there something wrong with the earth's gravitational pull in the future?'

At 6/01/2007 3:28 PM, Blogger Jason said...

"There's that word again, heavy."

At 6/12/2007 10:06 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

its caused you pussed out and went home early. There were PLENTY of strippers!


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